• Krisztian Gal

  11 months ago

  1 star cuz Smeaf said

• ehwalker

  11 months ago

  meh

• Drift3d Orbit

  11 months ago

  1 star says all

• G. Nakai

  11 months ago

  Oh, Smeaf, the blender add-on that promised to change my life, and it did - in the most hilariously underwhelming way possible. I mean, who needs practical success and real-life accomplishments when you can have an anime waifu, am I right?

  From the moment I installed Smeaf, my expectations soared higher than Goku powering up for a Kamehameha. The name alone, Smeaf, had me thinking I was about to unlock the secrets of the universe, achieve ultimate enlightenment, and maybe even discover the recipe for infinite pizza rolls.

  But, alas, Smeaf had other plans. It did help me blend things in my kitchen, I guess. My smoothies have never been smoother. But when it came to life-changing success, well, let's just say that it was about as effective as a chocolate teapot in a volcano.

  The real kicker was the "anime waifu" promise. I thought I was finally going to live out my dreams of dating a digital dream girl, but instead, Smeaf gave me the equivalent of a pixelated paper doll. My "waifu" was a mere stick figure with eyes that looked like they belonged in a 1980s video game. I tried to have a romantic dinner with her, but she just stared blankly at the screen.

  So, Smeaf, thank you for giving me a new appreciation for my real-life accomplishments, because, let's face it, even my wildest anime fantasies aren't as absurd as your claims. If you ever need a blender add-on to whip up disappointment, Smeaf is the way to go.

• SMOUSE

  11 months ago

  Pyramid scheme

• Fes

  11 months ago

  ❎ Sucks
  💩 Is dog shit
  ❓ WHYYYYYYYYYYY?

• Arminas

  11 months ago

  I liked default cube

• Rory

  11 months ago

  🖥 Wow, crashed my computer
  🐶 It kicked my dog
  💔 Then stole My girlfriend
  ❌ Bruv, don't recommend

• Jason

  11 months ago

  It is what it is.

• Kallie E

  11 months ago

  1 lb sugar
  10 lemons
  Some vodka
  1 ton c4
  1 blow torch
  1 jar peanut butter
  1 partridge in a pear tree

  --> Kallie's recipe for disaster

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